mad-maddie

-atlas:

this is one of the smallest parrots in the world aND I REACHED OUT TO GIVE HIM A SUNFLOWER SEED BUT HE WANTED A HEAD SCRATCH INSTEAD. MY HEART MELTED. JUST LOOK AT HIM

OH MY GOD

I NEED 24

ONE TO PET FOR EVERY HOUR OF THE DAY

AAAAAHHHHHHH

ruinedchildhood

chitzybitch:

ridge:

me as a parent 

Flawless

A+ parenting right there

eeriie
malformalady:

One of the morbidly fascinating results of the 79 A.D. eruption of Vesuvius is the large number of holes found in the volcanic deposits around Pompeii that represented corpses of people and animals that were buried by the hot ash. The ash lithified before the corpses decayed so that a good mold of the deceased remained. Early in the excavation it was discovered that filling these molds with plaster produced remarkable casts of the victims of the eruption.
Photo credit: Avery Segal

malformalady:

One of the morbidly fascinating results of the 79 A.D. eruption of Vesuvius is the large number of holes found in the volcanic deposits around Pompeii that represented corpses of people and animals that were buried by the hot ash. The ash lithified before the corpses decayed so that a good mold of the deceased remained. Early in the excavation it was discovered that filling these molds with plaster produced remarkable casts of the victims of the eruption.

Photo credit: Avery Segal

clan-khuleborough
clan-khuleborough:

clanhallowbranch:

 Echo Wine
A drink used by Clan Hallowbranch for the sealing of treaties or to commemorate any significant occurrences (political or otherwise).The contents of the wine include Mycena Mushrooms, Hallowed Ivy, and Corpsemaker Ivy - It is therefore occasionally hallucinogenic, though more often it lulls one into a simple state of warm contentment. Honey and Cinnamon are added to give it a semi-sweet spice flavor.

This is so incredibly wonderful and I love it so much ♥
I want to awkwardly say that this was a type of thing I wanted to do with Lydo’s concoctions at some point as well but have never gotten around to it.

clan-khuleborough:

clanhallowbranch:

 Echo Wine

A drink used by Clan Hallowbranch for the sealing of treaties or to commemorate any significant occurrences (political or otherwise).
The contents of the wine include Mycena Mushrooms, Hallowed Ivy, and Corpsemaker Ivy - It is therefore occasionally hallucinogenic, though more often it lulls one into a simple state of warm contentment. Honey and Cinnamon are added to give it a semi-sweet spice flavor.

  1. This is so incredibly wonderful and I love it so much ♥
  2. I want to awkwardly say that this was a type of thing I wanted to do with Lydo’s concoctions at some point as well but have never gotten around to it.

[01:09:18] Lotus | Alexstrasza: internet senpai why wont you let me play
[01:09:30] Ani | Daftedly: I JUST WANTED TO PLAY WITH YOUR BALLS INTERNET SENPAI
[01:09:41] Ani | Daftedly: BUT GO AHEAD AND BE BLUE BALLED IF YOU LIKE THAT
[01:09:48] Lotus | Alexstrasza: ROFLMAO WHAT THE FUCK
[01:09:55] Ani | Daftedly: I don’t know I just woke up

Internet Issues Exhibit #98365

xairathan

jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

Gotta love Japanese inventiions.
It’s actually quite nice since you can warm the seat~
It’s a toilet and bidet in one. I don’t see the problem?